I Have No Faith In Men Anymore

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make him use a condom and a cock ring, that will make him last longer, also tell him to snuggle with you and do for play with you first, tell him he needs to warm up the oven before he sticks in the Turkey,

There's no limit, but the more you jerk, the less cum your going to shoot out. You'll have to wait a couple days maybe like 4 or 5 if your going to have sex, your shoot out a hell of a lot, and it'll feel 10 times better because you haven't blowed in a while. and yes girls 4 or 5 days is a while for guys, lol. But if you jerk off everyday or twice a day, you will be able to go a little longer when having sex, which might benefit her, but for you, you'll just be there working and working trying to get a orgasm but its harder work cuz it seems like it doesn't affect you as much as if you would have waited, that and you don't have alot of cum backed up sort of saying, you know.

Multiple male orgasms...it involves cutting off the ejaculation while orgasming..this allows you to keep your erection and to go on indefinitely, or until your next orgasm, where you repeat the process and continue on. Not an easy technique, and there are a few things you have to bear in mind while you do it. You can find guides online on how to do it, but they usually don't cover all of the steps necessarry to be able to do it without failure. Best guide I've found is the one on http://www.mistermanpower.net

Since you asked for serious replies here is some information from the Mayo Clinic that may be helpful for you. Many men occasionally ejaculate sooner during sexual intercourse than they or their partner would like. As long as it happens infrequently, it's not cause for concern. However, if you regularly ejaculate sooner than you and your partner wish — such as before intercourse begins or shortly afterward — you may have a condition known as premature ejaculation. Premature ejaculation is a common sexual complaint. Estimates vary, but as many as one out of three men may be affected by this problem at some time. Both psychological and biological factors can play a role in premature ejaculation. Although many men feel embarrassed to talk about it, premature ejaculation is a common and treatable condition. Medications, psychological counseling and sexual techniques that delay ejaculation can improve sex for you and your partner. For many men, a combination of treatments works best. For some men, however, a conversation with your doctor may actually reassure you that your occasional premature ejaculation is normal — or possibly not even premature. The range of normal from the beginning of intercourse to ejaculation is generally considered to be two to 10 minutes. Open communication between sexual partners, as well as a willingness to try a variety of approaches to help both partners achieve satisfaction, can help reduce conflict and performance anxiety. If you're not satisfied with your sexual relationship, talk with your partner about your concerns. Try to approach the topic in a loving way and to avoid blaming your partner for your dissatisfaction. If you're not able to resolve sexual problems on your own, talk with your doctor. He or she may recommend seeing a therapist who can help you and your partner achieve a fulfilling sexual relationship.

If you put on perfume after a hot bath, it'll stay longer; or, for even better result, spray it on your clothes. If you get a more expensive perfume brand, the fragrance do stay longer (eu de perfume is prefered over eu de toilet for a lasting effect)

Well your friends apperantly had sex 1556861 times so far. You know being young your sex drive is just crazy but after of lots of sex you sex drive starts to "cool down" and so you can endure much longer.

he's young hun, that's why. they're all like that at young age. trust me, once he hits his twenties things will change. it takes experience to get used to it. my boyfriends first time he lasted 3 minutes, now he's gone long as 2 hours! condoms rarely make a difference. good luck, just be patient =) oh, one last thing have him stop when he feels the urge to "come"